My Weekend
Every time I wake up on Mondays, I always think about the passed weekends. I hate Mondays! I hate them because they set an end to my weekends. They end the two most beneficent and salutary days that give me some rest. I can sleep as much as I want to, I can do whatever I want to do, and I have a lot of free time to do whatever I want to do.
So, my last weekend started out last Friday at 2:00 p.m. I had a soccer game which was probably the worst soccer game I have ever had. We got destroyed by the other team, but we scored one goal, and I got an assist. We came back at about 9:00 p.m. As soon as we got back, I ran to my dorm and started watching TV. On the next day of my weekend I didn't do much. I did some homework during the first half of the day and then went to the FAC to practice piano, which completely satisfied my mental needs. As you all probably know, classical music has a super power of bringing every human being to internal peace and composure :). At 5:45, I went to the Thomson Lane and ate at the Samurais. It was really tasty, but my stomach decided to redundantly command me to eat more. So, I went to the Panda Express,which produces chemicals instead of meat, and ordered some more food. When I got back, I finished my Panda Express food while watching TV and went to sleep. After eating a lot, I had a deleterious feeling of throwing up, as all the humans do when they eat a lot of food. Fortuitously, I managed to calm my stomach, and I didn't have any further problems. On the last day of my weekend, I went shopping in Walmart, as I usually do on Sundays. After I came back, I did some of my homework and played computer games. After I got bored, I started walking around the dorm bugging people. After being banned from several rooms, I went to the dinner. After the longest twenty five minutes in my life, I went back to my dorm. Later, after the end of the study hours, I cooked a pizza which I bought in Walmart. After satisfying my stomach, I went to sleep to, later on, face the most horrible enemy in my life. You want to guess who that is?
So, my last weekend started out last Friday at 2:00 p.m. I had a soccer game which was probably the worst soccer game I have ever had. We got destroyed by the other team, but we scored one goal, and I got an assist. We came back at about 9:00 p.m. As soon as we got back, I ran to my dorm and started watching TV. On the next day of my weekend I didn't do much. I did some homework during the first half of the day and then went to the FAC to practice piano, which completely satisfied my mental needs. As you all probably know, classical music has a super power of bringing every human being to internal peace and composure :). At 5:45, I went to the Thomson Lane and ate at the Samurais. It was really tasty, but my stomach decided to redundantly command me to eat more. So, I went to the Panda Express,which produces chemicals instead of meat, and ordered some more food. When I got back, I finished my Panda Express food while watching TV and went to sleep. After eating a lot, I had a deleterious feeling of throwing up, as all the humans do when they eat a lot of food. Fortuitously, I managed to calm my stomach, and I didn't have any further problems. On the last day of my weekend, I went shopping in Walmart, as I usually do on Sundays. After I came back, I did some of my homework and played computer games. After I got bored, I started walking around the dorm bugging people. After being banned from several rooms, I went to the dinner. After the longest twenty five minutes in my life, I went back to my dorm. Later, after the end of the study hours, I cooked a pizza which I bought in Walmart. After satisfying my stomach, I went to sleep to, later on, face the most horrible enemy in my life. You want to guess who that is?
Who on earth could possibly be your most horrible enemy?? Really? I can't believe you even have an enemy! You are always so kind and such a good friend.
ReplyDeleteI see you are trying to expand your vocabulary. Good idea. You do have some grammatical mistakes. Come see me. We will fix them.
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